Ch. 1 A Case of Deprived Dairy
Pick up milk.
-J
Convince my brother to stop breaking CCTV cameras, and I will keep you well supplied with dairy products.
-MH
Perhaps if you didn't have them trained on me and focus on your sordid international conspiracy affairs, you would find them less susceptible to my boredom.
-SH
If you are in such dire need of entertainment perhaps you should try acquiring some milk for your flat.
-MH
And do give John back his mobile.
-MH
I don't care who gets it. We just need some. Whole preferably.
-J
Anthea will bring some around shortly.
-MH
Smashing. Lovely to see her again.
-J
Careful of pleasing J
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